这是学校！我们都在努力变得更聪明！
This is a school! We're all trying to get smarter !
如果圣安布罗斯和我们合并，反而我们全都会为了变可爱而拼命
If St. Ambrose merges with us, instead we'll all be killing ourselves to be cute.
没错！想想看，我们得每晚洗头
Right! Just imagine. We'll have to wash our hair every night.
我们得戴着卷发器睡觉，直到头皮流血
We'll have to sleep on rollers till our scalp bleeds.
然后我们每天早上6点就得起床做发型
Then we'll have to get up at 6:00 every morning for the comb-out.
你的肺里会沾满发胶
Your lungs will be lined with hair spray.
接着，你需要各种装备来托高胸部
Then, you need all this equipment to push up the tits...
猛治痘痘，喷腋窝
and blitz the zits and spray the pits.
她说得对，然后一然后你摇摇晃晃地走进教室
She's right. Then-Then you stagger into class...
看起来完美无瑕，但你已经筋疲力尽了
and you look perfect but you're exhausted.
你累得连思考的力气都没有了！不过没关系
You're too tired to even think! But that's okay...
因为老师，反正也不会提问你！
because the teachers, they won't call on you anyway!
而且，你不想比男生更聪明，他们不喜欢那样
Also, you don't want to be smarter than the boys. They don't like that.
所以为了提神，你午餐时喝点咖啡但不吃东西
So to wake up, you drink some coffee at lunch but don't eat the food.
-你会永远在节食！-我不会因为有男生在就改变我自己
"You'll be on a permanent diet!-I'm not gonna change the way I am 'cause boys are around.
-这不是真实的生活，真实的生活是男男女女，男女搭配-不对！
-It's not reallife. Reallife is boy-girl, boy-girl.-No!
-真实的生活是男上女下!.-你们俩能别吵了吗?
- Real life is boy on top of girl!- Would you two stop it?

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