這是學校！我們都在努力變得更聰明！
This is a school! We're all trying to get smarter !
如果聖安布羅斯和我們合并，反而我們全都會為了變可愛而拼命
If St. Ambrose merges with us, instead we'll all be killing ourselves to be cute.
沒錯！想想看，我們得每晚洗頭
Right! Just imagine. We'll have to wash our hair every night.
我們得戴着卷發器睡覺，直到頭皮流血
We'll have to sleep on rollers till our scalp bleeds.
然後我們每天早上6點就得起床做發型
Then we'll have to get up at 6:00 every morning for the comb-out.
你的肺裡會沾滿發膠
Your lungs will be lined with hair spray.
接着，你需要各種裝備來托高胸部
Then, you need all this equipment to push up the tits...
猛治痘痘，噴腋窩
and blitz the zits and spray the pits.
她說得對，然後一然後你搖搖晃晃地走進教室
She's right. Then-Then you stagger into class...
看起來完美無瑕，但你已經筋疲力盡了
and you look perfect but you're exhausted.
你累得連思考的力氣都沒有了！不過沒關系
You're too tired to even think! But that's okay...
因為老師，反正也不會提問你！
because the teachers, they won't call on you anyway!
而且，你不想比男生更聰明，他們不喜歡那樣
Also, you don't want to be smarter than the boys. They don't like that.
所以為了提神，你午餐時喝點咖啡但不吃東西
So to wake up, you drink some coffee at lunch but don't eat the food.
-你會永遠在節食！-我不會因為有男生在就改變我自己
"You'll be on a permanent diet!-I'm not gonna change the way I am 'cause boys are around.
-這不是真實的生活，真實的生活是男男女女，男女搭配-不對！
-It's not reallife. Reallife is boy-girl, boy-girl.-No!
-真實的生活是男上女下!.-你們倆能别吵了嗎?
- Real life is boy on top of girl!- Would you two stop it?

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