English is better for bad movies.
Let's start by saying that this movie does have a poster which looks like something cool.
Then you know what? There's really nothing much going on here. The beginning shows a woman being kidnapped without any blood,then after the title appears,it soon turns out to be some sort of crappy "scare fest" which is just two guys and the girl(see poster)staring at you and the girl even dances and they show you some dolls. Call this whatever you want. Maybe it's some sort of "Hellish" thing that the director tried to do? But who the hell knows? Can anyone tell me?
Then a car comes. Just when I THOUGHT they would take that guy in the car away too,they just looked at him for maybe some seconds and he drived away,nothing happened.
What?
Then this pile of garbage tries its best to "scare" you again. So we see how these three "Weirdos" paint their faces and the camera just keeps shaking and shinning and tries to be scary but it looks dumb. And not in a good way. Watch a Halloween make up video instead of this.
And finally they stand on the middle of the road. Looks like it's time for HUNTING again. Wooooo that was scaryyyyy! OF COURSE IT WON'T HAPPEN! They stopped a car and talked to the driver. And the movie suddenly focuses on the "past" that shows the "big guy" killed the three's mom with an ax with poorly done fake looking blood and the hacking is OFF-SCREEN.
Then they decided to go for a TERRIBLE HOME INVASION. But results in almost no blood shown. They tied a guy and left him, And the guy got a GUN and pointed it at the
"scary guy" (see poster, the first one from left to right) and didn't shoot him. Then the three"Weirdos"LEFT.
Then there is another OFF-SCREEN KILL with NO blood. And the weapon is laughable.
Finally there is the ONLY BARELY ON-SCREEN KILLING. Guess what?
It's just a stabbing and badly done. Then the movie almost ends. Btw I must say that the ending is incredibly awful.
This was just pure bad. I watch bad movies. Some bad movies are gloriously bad and hilarious and makes you happy. But this one is beyond bad.
Not even a good time waster.
AWFUL. Rated 2.0 on IMDb
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