Ryan跟修女在聊,修女问Ryan,你出狱了打算干啥。ryan说去旅游。他说,他自己没事时候经常看旅游指南(美国旅游指南不骗人宰客啊~)他说出狱了要去Mora Goro。修女说,我印象里那是丛林。又扯了一会淡,其实这一块主要表现ryan勾引人的垃圾技巧。

shibetta抱怨东西太咸。ryan跟他交流,想知道shibetta啥时候能死:)

Hill: I was addicted to crack. Then I had my accident. Lying in the hospital bed, I went through detox. But that was easy. The doctors had me on Morphine, Demerol, Percodan. I didn't know I was in pain. I didn't know I was in the hospital, paralyzed. Then I came here, went into counseling. I take it one day at a time, you know. But every day I think about drugs. About not doing drugs. Every single day, every single hour, every single minute, staying straight has become my obsession. My new addiction.

Hill的叙述都很有哲理,我英语水平其实不够,而且写这个时间很少,基本是打字速度,我给大家简略翻译一下,水平不如我的可以根据我的译文,比我强的自己秒懂。

Hill说,我以前吸粉粉,我受伤了,躺在医院床上,开始戒毒。这很简单,因为医生给我用杜冷丁,吗啡这些镇痛剂。(杜冷丁基本上是除了毒麻药以外最强的止痛药了)我没感觉到疼,我也不知道我自己在医院里瘫痪了。然后我就到了这里,让心理医生治疗我。每一天,每一分钟,每一秒,我都需要想到毒品,想到不要去碰他们。我不得不启动新的嗜好。

Jackson Vayhue(电视剧中的一个NBA明星)被判12年,HIll知道了。他心情激动,去走廊里堵麦先生。说麦先生,我想成为杰克逊的引导人。麦先生说,你凭什么认为我会让他来翡翠城?麦先生同意了。

Jackson Vayhue1997年8月17日被捕,罪名:强奸未遂,故意伤害。12年有期徒刑,五年内不得假释。

他入狱的时候狱警对他友好异常,他们想要他的签名照。大明星果然不同。不过,这个家伙,我们往后看吧。这也一直是我的世界观,才能不是稀缺资源,人品才是,对人最基本的尊重,如果没有学会,繁华落尽,连个普通人都做不了。

Hil说投的好,杰克逊说,我跟你丫的说了,滚他妈远点。

Hill不生气,说我是来帮你适应这里的。杰克逊开始抱怨(注意,杰克逊自己看见了雌性的就想推倒,这种白痴行为就该进监狱,不能因为他是明星,看见女生前五秒就可以脱裤子。可是他却怪别人)

我给你们翻译一下杰克逊的话:

Yeah, me too. Spent all your time adjusting, right? Figuring out how to fucking stay alive. Figuring out why you don't have nothing. You got about three ways to get out. You can sell drugs, sing, or this shit right here. It all takes talent, man. I just happened to be lucky. Fucking joke. I could hang, I could put this ball in the hoop. Oh, I got adjusted. I got famous, I got rich. I got used to the touring, the endorsements, the women. Maybe not the women. I fucking blew that, boy, I blew that. The one thing I'm good at don't mean dick in here. So how the fuck am I supposed to adjust to that?

对对对,用你所有的所有的时间来调整,对不?想办法喘口气苟活。试图想明白为啥你狗屁也干不成。你有三种方式出去,都需要天分。而我恰巧有这个好运气。妈的。我可以扣篮,我可以盘圈进球(个人感觉这么翻译,对篮球不懂),我有钱了,我有名了,我习惯了周游列国,我习惯了天天有不同的女孩陪伴,后面的那句不翻译,自己想。我他妈唯一不适应的就是傻逼一样戳在这里,明白不,我他妈需要怎么适应,适应他妈的什么。

好了,关于杰克逊,我们下次再讲。